Tis' the season...for the Krampus to come for all you bad boys and girls. If you don't know what a Krampus is, he's the furry dark underbelly to Santa Claus' white snowy bearded, rosy-cheeked, saccharin sweetness. He just so happens to have a really long tongue with which he will maybe lick you. If that's not creepy enough he'll catch you with his Vaudevillian hook and throw you in his basket backpack to take you down to the depths of fiery hell where I'm guessing you'll spend Christmas sweating and really wishing you hadn't given so many people atomic wedgies and swirlies.
Inspired by this refreshing take on the disgusting consumer driven horror that is Christmas these days I made a little thing to honor Das Krampus and hopefully invoke him to come back and smite our selfish, greedy asses into being a little less well...selfish and greedy.
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| get in my basket! |
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Merry Christmas!!
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