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| The Goblet of Demonic Pineapple w/Lightning |
The
Goblet of Demonic Pineapple w/Lightning
Do
not confuse this goblet with the Goblet of Demonic Pineapple without
Lightning, very different. THIS goblet aside from providing you with
a lifetime supply of delicious and ever-fresh pineapple will also:
open the gates of hell, light your way in a black-out, give you large
black angel wings, look really great on your mantle, impress all your
friends and possibly even your mother-in-law, attract lightning in
most large storms and also during fair weather, cure you of all
cavities. THIS RELATES TO THE THEME OF YOUR SHOW “THROUGH DANGERS
UNTOLD” because WHO WOULD NOT QUEST TO NEVER HAVE CAVITIES
AGAIN!!!! I rest my case.
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| The Medallion of Blood Fire Mountain |
The
Medallion of Blood Fire Mountain
On
a mountain of skulls in a castle of pain, I sat on a throne of blood.
What was will be, what is will be no more. Now is the season of
evil...oh wait that's Ghostbusters II. The Medallion of Blood Fire
Mountain is an object of much powerful magic that is sought after by
both nefarious and valient characters alike. The Medallion was placed
upon the mountain top in a protective pyramid from which hot, boiling
blood oozes down the mountainside. It is said that the medallion
while looking really snazzy with virtually any outfit can also cause
great harm or joy depending on the mood of it's beholder. THIS
RELATES TO THE THEME OF YOUR SHOW “THROUGH DANGERS UNTOLD”
because most certainly WIZARDS
and HEROS
were involved in the making of this piece of artwork.
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